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"PowderHound" (PowderHound) 04/05/2016 at 21:09 • Filed to: None

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Question was you now get paid to do the opposite of your current job. What do you do now?

Cherry_man1 > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:13

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Shit, my job is Buying and selling games.....(I work for GameStop) my job would be the same

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:21

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I guess that I’d buy cars for market value, beat them up, and sell them for peanuts.

scoob > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:22

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Telling kids to become mini deadbeats.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:22

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Poisoning the ground water.

Sam > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:25

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Obfuscate Google search results.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:27

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My job is designing and building armor... So I guess shoot people?

Gone > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:32

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I’d destroy O&G equipment. So I guess I’d be an excellent Project Supervisor or Hand or Sr Toolpusher or Drill Engineer. Just get me on the rig and I’ll fuck shit up and trash things like everybody else./burn

And I’d get paid even more lol.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/05/2016 at 21:37

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Ammo design.

Danger > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:40

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Inspecting pipes and pipelines for damage, soooo turn into this guy?

Trash ball shot the pipeline with a rifle

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:40

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I apply pathogens to food, killing millions. Or... I don’t know what the opposite of my job actually is, but this is what my company does at a macro level.

At my old company, I'd be some kind of mob enforcer or something.

Enzoro > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:46

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Destroy airplanes. Seems unfortunate, I never planned on becoming a jihadist.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:49

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Work

jk

PatBateman > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 21:59

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I'm going to bankrupt people, apparently.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman 04/05/2016 at 22:11

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I basically would be giving people cancer, so your’s could be worse.

PatBateman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 04/05/2016 at 22:20

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WOOO!! We’re fucking people up tomorrow for Opposite Day!

Leadbull > Enzoro 04/05/2016 at 22:28

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reddit.com/r/unexpectedjihad

Funktheduck > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 23:00

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I'm not sure how I'd do the opposite of what I do already. I guess I'd just stay home?

Dusty Ventures > PowderHound 04/05/2016 at 23:09

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What’s the opposite of picking up and delivering packages?

Frank Grimes > PowderHound 04/06/2016 at 00:25

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I am an employed college student so I would be like really rich and not going to college anymore?

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > PowderHound 04/06/2016 at 15:27

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Buy cars... Where do I sign up?

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Dusty Ventures 04/06/2016 at 15:29

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Its the same thing. Delivering packages and picking them up.

Dusty Ventures > Twinpowermeansoneturbo 04/06/2016 at 16:42

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That’s what I was afraid of. There really is no escape